I never fail to make fun of me – I go out for the evening with my friends to visit the local casino. And as soon as we walked in the door They mocked about all the slot players. My friends mocked them for playing games with a large house edge or games that rely on pure luck. Then these friends headed to the blackjack table to deduct their mortgage.
I really don’t understand – what’s wrong with slot machines? Of course the home team will win – but isn’t that the case with every game? I would like to take a moment to protect slots with ten main reasons why slots are great:
#1: It’s simple, you don’t have to sit and look at strategy cards every 5 minutes or try to track which cards have been dealt with a bad attempt at card counting. You just spin the wheel and wish you good luck. And if you don’t? you spin it again
#2: Lots of Slot Machines Ever wanted to play blackjack with a twist? The biggest “twist” that comes with blackjack is games with side bets such as “40-1 You got two jack spades” with slot machines. You can play slots with bonus games and Slots are easy to break, progressive jackpots 5-line, 30-line, 1 line, classic slots, video slots – an incredible variety of slot machines to play. Oh and guess what? You can easily exit one slot machine and enter the next one – no rules or strategies required yet. Just sit down and spin
#3: How much do you want? Most table games offer a minimum bet. Otherwise at slots. With slots, you can sit down at a high roller slot machine making $1,000 per spin. Or sit at a penny slot machine to bet just one cent per spin. Slots cater to players with all bankrolls.
#4: Progressive Jackpot Now sure some table games have progressive jackpots. But nowhere in the region of slot machines. It’s almost harder to find a slot machine that doesn’t have a progressive jackpot than it does.
#5: Your life can change in a split second. See #4. The only way your life can change in a game like roulette is if you use everything you own and bet to spin the roulette wheel. In slots you can play normally and then boom – suddenly you just won 200k.
#6: You will not be stabbed in a dark alley by other slots players. Used to play blackjack late at night. Tired and a little bit drunk and “hit” when you should “stand”? Yes, the person next to you screaming in your ear is someone you don’t want to meet outside the casino later. Meanwhile, in the channel, if you accidentally press the Nudge button, the person next to you will be ignored.
#7: It’s Relaxing. It’s Really. Slots Are Relaxing Games. You can sit back Spin yourself into slots and chat with friends. or watch boxing on the big screen TV Try some boxing while playing craps.
#8: Good payoff Go play at the blackjack table for a few hours. and play at the slot machine for a few hours. and see which one gives you the best comp. Slot players get the best comp from all casino players.
#9: It’s fast. Don’t wait for other players. Don’t wait for the wheel to spin. or the dealer pays all Just spin and keep spinning as fast or slow as you want. then when finished You get up and leave
#10: It’s fun. It’s actually a loud and bright slot with flashing lights. and cool icons The slots are awesome – looking at the first two BAR icons that line up perfectly. Then seeing one BAR icon in the third column doesn’t look very good on a payline. Then look down and realize you have one nudge left.